Funny stories about taxi drivers

Taxi Driver: I was driving at 80km/h, when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes, but they failed. Police Officer: And? Taxi Driver: So, I had to make the choice of either hitting the two men, or the wedding party. Police Officer: You hit the two men, of course! Taxi Driver: Exactly!  · Taxi jokes | car driver Jokes. Some short funny stories on Taxi, drivers, learners. Driver jokes. Never ever dare to touch me again. A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver shouts aloud, Car gets out of control and nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches away from a shop window.  · Short Story: Taxi driver. Where are you from?” It was the question I asked the taxi driver whose name was Dragan. The moment I saw it displayed in the plastic pouch on the dashboard I knew that he was from the same place as me. Still I asked. In English. It intrigued me to be the one asking rather than the one being asked.

The Funny Story of the Taxi Driver and St Peter. A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me,' said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. A pastor and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. It's a story of small, random acts of kindness that have the power to affect people on a big scale. A NYC Taxi driver wrote: I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few.

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